LH: i tried to take a picture of the moon for you
but my sister got annoyed
cuz i told her to pull over 5 thousand times
ME: AHAHAHA
oh my god. you're such a good boyfriend.
LH: haha
ME: hm. wait. it was the scary orange moon, wasn't it.
if so, wow. you're really persistent at being mean.
LH: hahahaHAHA
it was sooo big!!
i was like dude! e. will pee her pants
ME:
LOL. oh my god. 
LH: it's okay
cuz then karma struck
or something like karma
LH: i had an ant investation after the mini califonria flood
and i am SCARED of ants
they werent even the normal little ones
they looked like they were engorged by rain